A Song for the Sick
Thursday, September 4, 2008 at 9:37AM 
When I was a kid we watched West Side Story all the time. I can recite every line and can do it all the different voices. My R rolling for any of the Shark dialog is perfect and my Natalie Wood fake Latina accent is also spot on. So when I sat down to write this post about how sick I felt, this is what happened.
I Feel Icky (sung to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”)
I feel Icky. Oh so Icky. I feel sickly and funky and tired. And so Icky, cause my throat feels like its on fire.
I feel shitty. Oh so shitty. A committee would pity how I’ve been. And so icky, my defense is Amoxicillin.
See that pretty box of tissue there? Can you hand it here before I sneeze?
Not another cough. Not another groan. Not another ache. Not another moan.
I feel tired. Uninspired. Get more fluids and rest is what I’m told,
For I’m Sick. With an Icky, terrible Cold!
La la la hack la la cough ahhhchoo!
Reader Comments (8)
I'm sorry you still feel crappy, oh so crappy.
But LOL!!!
I picture you singing that while in your big mexican hat dance outfit from the other video clip!
Aww! Sorry you're sick. I hope it gets better soon.
and that's what I love about you.
not to mention I so do the same thing.. for instance the other night before bed I wrote my little "twitter song" to the tune of "creep" by TLC...
So i tweet. Yeah. Just lettin you know what i'm doin.. I'm sure that you are dyin to know. Yeah i tweet..
haha.
<3
You frighten me....
"You frighten me...."
Best. Comment. Evah!
:D
Heyy, I sing, "I feel shitty" to the same tune, too. Your lyrics are probably better, though. Hope you feel better.
This was FANTASTIC!
BRILLIANT!!! I loved every word! I love how even when you feel "Shitty" you can come up with the most hilarious stuff. You are the BEST!!!!