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Tuesday
May142013

We, The Undersigned - DBlog Week Day 2

Recently various petitions have been circulating the Diabetes Online Community, so today let’s pretend to write our own. Tell us who you would write the petition to – a person, an organization, even an object (animate or inanimate) - get creative!! What are you trying to change and what have you experienced that makes you want this change? 

 

To: Target

We, the Undersigned are request full disclosure on the seemingly undetectable yet potent aerosol insulin you pump through the stores. 

Each trip to Target ends prematurely with the chomping of glucose tabs, grazing of snacks on the shelves, or ordering smoothies from the snack bar all to fight hypoglycemic reactions that occur in many a diabetic.

We understand that it may not be insulin but an insulin inhancer or booster that makes our Humalog turn into Supalog! Whatever magic that lives or is creating in every Target we must be allowed to understand and utilize for our own good and not only to increase your smoothie sales.

Please sign below if you have ever experienced the Target phenomenom we are now calling "Targoglycemia." 

Targoglycemia is real, at least it is in my head which is enough for me. ;)

 

(this is clearly a joke because if Target had that magic we would all be there immediately after a visit to a cupcake shop)

 

Reader Comments (26)

Just wanted you to know this was one of my top 3 for D-Blog Week! http://www.diabeticadvocate.com/2013/05/d-blog-week-spread-love.html

May 19, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

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